Snookie

Utter, utter nonsense.

There are a few English bars in Jerez. you should have no problems. From memory, one of the Spanish channels also shows the cup final. I can remember watching it Nerja in 2001 on Spanish TV and thanking god i didnt have to listen to Motty's sheep skin coat trying to mangle the English language.

which side of it: the costal del sol [marbella end] or out towards Nerja/axarquia area

where are you going 'near malaga'?

What? It was like the return of the politburo. Just wonder will the Russian start asking questions about 'only winning' the premiership given the amount of money he has spent.

Agree about Lampard by the way. Commentary had noticeably few mentions of the "second best player in the world".

Terrible coverage. All Motson was short of doing was offering to have John Terry's babies.

YNWA alone is wonderful

we've won

cole misses a sitter

5 minutes of stopage time

drogba just scored for chelsea 2-1

what a save by Reina actually scratch that. terrible attempt by Robben cisse coming on. crouch going off

Christ, Motty has just said we are the better side. Maybe Terry's jissum doesnt taste quite so sweet now... He should be put out of our misery.

Motson has taken time from giving john terry a metaphorical blow job to say 'liverpool are ripping them apart'.

garcia 2-0

chelsea just had a goal disallowed. very obvious climbing

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