whitewidow

If you were ITK you wouldn't be saying that

Er, what's the record for number of pages generated in a single day in one thread before?

"ITK CARNAGE" ?

I would like to officially register myself as an "ITK". I do not know anyone with any connections to any players. I am an armchair fan. I live in "that London". However I can give you the 100% correct inside track on Keane - Robbie Keane will/will not sign for us prior to the start of the season. Please feel free to check back on this prediction when it certainly does/doesn't come true. I think you'll find my accuracy astounding.

SSN saying Stoke have officially ended their interest in signing Carson...scrolling now.

Are there any arbitration units within football which get involved in situations the ilk of Barry and Ronaldo - please excuse my ignorance?

Yes but he didn't say anything of the sort - he said they should be communicating with Liverpool....SSN tosh

Would a transfer request equate to an equal drop in the transfer price requested - or do you think we are at a stage where Villa will dig in for £18m regardless...

f***ing book worm.

think it was eleven not twenty-one.............

I've got one of those Raisbeck - nice.... wife hates it - I wear it every weekend.

Wo ho the okey kokey Wo ho the okey kokey You put your right back in, Your right back out.... etc

Steve Archibald

It's on...

I'd be interested in others' views on this. In recent times Kewell is the transfer which I find the most disappointing. When you look at his skill set, the drawn out nature of his transfer, the hints of promise..... he's ended up as probably the most frustrating figure I can think of.

DandyW.K.D = w*** DADDY?

"Bukkake" - what a great word/meaning..........................

i have watched both a lot, villa exclusively on tv and torres all bar 7 times on tv - so my views are based on that. in my personal view, one which i consider very very vauable, villa is a more complete "team" player but i have never seen him single-handedly shake the opposition the way that Torres does on a regular basis. my question to you Kaizer - how would i go about proving this via stats? or would be it be a completely f***ing pointless process to engage in as all stats have no qualitative value?

his manner and conduct fill me with pride.... rock on big man.

Thank God someone started a transfer thread....

That's how rumours start. Some blert on here will believe you.

But A)he's the best player in the world, saviour of English football etc etc etc. or B) he's a fat slightly better than average young English player with an overly agressive streak who with any luck will end up destitute...

clearly by means of goal difference followed by the last game of the seaon, during which Bennett had another "moment" the football deserved the title - as per usual the club conduct and manager do not.

Woody - now that's a Woody!!

Rafa and Sammy weebling away on the touchline. Can anyone think of a shorter, fatter sideline double act in modern football? Ronnie Moran and Sir Bob aside.