Repington

Bring back the classic Liverpool numbers: 1; 2, 4, 6, 3; 8, 11, 10, 5; 7 & 9.

It's scandalous that the rules prevent the inclusion of the great Billy Liddell.

The commentary for Keegan's tap in is genius.

A Polish man goes into an opticians. The optician shows him the eye chart and asks him if he can read it. The man says "read it? I know him".

How can anyone state that Morientes had a good game? His finishing, not for the first time, was poor; imagine the response on this board if Cisse had missed the chances that Morientes has missed in the last two games. I think its time to face facts; Morientes has been a grave disappointment and must be sold back to a Spanish side while he retains a scintilla of re-sale value - Athletico Madrid perhaps?

Simao will be available in the summer when Benfica fail to re-qualify for the Champions' League.

Joey Barton is both an ideal under-study for Gerrard and, now, available from City.

Disdain; with a tincture of schadenfreude.

How many properties does Fowler have in London?