Just so that you know

[Jezzman]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know

the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the

definition for each is listed below...

 

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by

your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still

cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

 

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of

perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt

and having the balls to say: "You're next."

 

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking,

there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in

death.

[Duncan Disorderly]

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