Joke

[Guest Portly]

As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk

down the aisle, she found that her shoes were scratched and so decided

to borrow a pair of her sister's, even though they were a bit on the

small side.

 

When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles

and Camilla retired to their room, right next door to the Queen's

and Prince Phillip's.

 

As Soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room,

Camilla flopped on the bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes

off. My feet are killing me.

 

The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right

shoe with vigour, but it was stuck fast.

 

"Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"

 

"I'm trying, darling!" the Prince yelled back. "It's just so bloody tight!"

 

"Come on! Give it all you've got!"

 

There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla

exclaimed, "There! That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that feels

SOOO good!"

 

In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince

Phillip and said, "See? I told you so, with a face like that she was bound

to still be a virgin."

 

Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the left shoe.

 

Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to the

throne.

 

At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said,

 

"That's my boy. Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"

[Duncan Disorderly]

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Edited June 13, 2007 by Dark Matter