The old ones are the best ones....

[Superjay]

A man walks onto a garage forecourt and says to the salesman..

"how much is that ford focus there?"

The salesman replies

"That sir, is 2 rectangular pink furry coins, 1 large green triangular pound note and 3000 15 inch thick chocolate coins"

"I'm not paying that" says the fella "Thats silly money"

[fyds]

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