Cunny Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 if anyone gets number 6 tell me as it's bugging me 1. What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years? 2. Farmer Joe was cleaning out his big old dusty farm shed. He dragged out an old water container which was full of old dirty water and it weighed 5 kilograms. Joe put something in the container and then it weighed less. What did he put in the container? 3. The great archaeologist Mark Spot was digging in totally frozen ground when he came across a preserved body. As soon as hesaw the body he knew that it had to be Adam, the first man. How could he be so sure of this?4. A patient is rushed into the emergency ward of the Conundrum National Hospital after a horrific road crash, and is in urgent need of an operation to save his life. The surgeon on duty walks into the room and says "Oh my god! I can't operate on this boy. He is mySON!" but the surgeon was not the boy's father. How could this be? 5. An electric train is travelling at 100 kilometers per hour. The wind is blowing in an easterly direction at 25 kilometers per hour. Which way is the smoke from the train blowing? 6. A man was sitting in his cabin writing a letter during a lightning storm, when suddenly he died. How did he die?7. A c**k lays an egg right at the border between the US and Canada. Both countries are arguing who will get the egg, becauseboth feel they have the right to take it. But who really does have the right? 8. What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich can't get it, and if you eat it you die?
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