Petrol Station C*nts

ManxRed · December 1, 2006

Went to fill up the car at lunchtime.

All the pumps are taken so I pull up behind the only one where the bloke wasn't actually filling up, figuring he's in paying and will be out soonest. I wait a while and nothing. Other cars pull into the garage and wait up behind the other pumps so I can't change position. I'm committed to using this pump.

Then I spot him inside the garage. Shopping. Or rather, browsing. He browses and browses. Other people go in, pay, come out, leave. He carries on browsing. Eventually, as I'm on the verge of getting out and strangling him, a pikey looking bloke wanders up to the pump ahead of me and starts filling up petrol canisters from the pump I'm queueing up for.

Then browser boy pays for his one item of shopping (a magazine, Razzle probably) comes out, almost catches his huge Argos gold necklace chain on the door of his chavvy little car and drives off, leaving me looking at the pikey bloke filling up his petrol canisters.

I was THIS close to running the c*nt over. What a pair of kn*bheads.

So, Mr Chavvy Razzle Buying Tw*t, and Mr Pikey Arsonist, you two sirs are grade A c*cks*ckers and I hope you both die in an unusual and painfully slow way.

C*nts.

Bailo · December 1, 2006

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