The new Bond

[DanielS]

and how do I know this? She's using the same tricks I use when I think a woman on the telly is hot.

We saw the Casino Royale promo on TV the other night and I noticed she was especially attentive when Bond appeared in the swimming trunks shot that the PR people have stuffed into every ad for the film. She asked, like I do when caught drooling, a seemingly innocuous, but related, question - "How are the reviews for the new bond film?". I told her and then the conversation turned to other things for 20 minutes. 20 bloody minutes of female mind scheming! Appropos of nothing else going on or being said at the time she then stated, "I don't think he has a handsome face, but he's certainly better build-wise than Brosnan. He must have really worked hard to get like that". Ah-ha! Got you! You know I try and point out some silly flaw in the perfect model of sexiness you catch me oggling so why do you think I won't notice when you do? Silly woman.

 

And in case Daniel Craig is reading - put a bloody shirt on or have a few dozen pints, you bumrag.

[Figaro]

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