Horse Jokes

[Figaro]

A young jockey and his stable lass girlfriend make the decision to get married. Everything is planned and the couple intend to honeymoon in Italy for a week. The marriage goes without a hitch and the couple set off on their honeymoon.

 

While checking in the lady behind the desk asks 'We have two suites available for you, would you like the bridal?'

 

'No thanks says the jockey I'll just hold her ears till she gets the hang of it!'

[Stevie H]

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[Figaro]

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Edited October 25, 2006 by Figaro

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