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Rafa was talking to Cisse and shaking his head just before the pens, just like he did with Garcia in Istanbul, Cisse didn?t look pleased.

The trouble is that Rafa, like the rest of us, doesn?t which Cisse is gonna step onto the pitch, 95% of the time he looks like an Olympic sprinter who?s only just that morning been given a pair of boots & a crash course on the rules of the game, other times he looks unplayable and a footballing machine. When Rafa took off Crouchie he probably hoped that the 5% Cisse was gonna occupy the pitch and give them something to think about, unfortunately the 95% dickbrain showed up. Ta ta Cisse.

""F*ck Chelsea and everything they represent and stand for. Football has come home. Next season it will be back home to stay."" Amen to that, F*ck the Russian whore master, his brothel-keeper and team of internet brides, I've got more respect for Reading (the team, not books or mags.lol)

He?s a mere shadow of his former self, in Spain I remember him coming off the bench for RM looking like a matador about to deliver the final blow, now he just shuffle?s about with Chris Waddle?s slouch. It?s so pitiful but it?s never gonna happen for him in the Premiership.

The team that showed up to play Arsenal yesterday will be lucky to finish 4th, the way the opposition moved unheeded from their 18yd line to our box was frightening, as if we only had 8 players on the pitch, the sight of an absent midfield & our defence in full retreat is not good. Like most I thought we?d mugged a point until the backpass, but to be honest we can?t complain at the result. If they shake this off and get an early advantage against Fulham (and that?s a big if) then I?m sure that that?ll get a bit of confidence back & be the basis for a solid run-in to the end of the season and 3rd place is ours, the trouble is lately that you can physically see any confidence drain from the team when for all the industry the goals don?t come. It?s starting to make my nerves bad!!!!

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The man is genuine class.

[How about starting with "Sir Alex Ferguson says that Liverpool are a team of limited style, but their supporters will be keenly aware their team has another opportunity tonight to demonstrate that they have reclaimed bragging rights from their arch-enemies." Ah, but that would have meant reporting using a degree of thought process rather than bowel movements.

Pronounced "sha-den-froy-der" from German Schaden (harm) & Freude (joy) They use it quite often in The Simpson's, usually with Lisa rebuking Homer. We should work it into a song and to hell with the sh*te patronising journalistic scum.

His posey 40 yard "Hoddle-esqe" ball pinged straight to the opposition always baffles me, it seems like the more time he has on the ball the worse his distribution.

Absolutely woeful, there must be glaciers that can move quicker than him!!!

I think he means Franksy w***sy

Bravo