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anyone got any idea why we wouldn't want to bring on a f***ing sub?

Sadly, a f***ing shambles. No lessons learned. f*** all to do with early kick offs.

Can anyone explain to me why Pompey have no problems playing the ball out from the back on the floor, and we seem only able to hoof it. Pompey have been all over us last 10. The subs have left us with Benayoun coming inside, Babel coming inside, no one wide, and everyone in each other's way. And Voronin should have scored there - no, too harsh. Great play by Torres tho

Groundhog Day!

Surely got to get Babel on for Benayoun?

If I was playing against us I'd foul us persistently as well - it's not like we threaten very often from a f***ing free kick is it... Agger's turn next?

Xabi and Momo are starting to get caught by a man in behind them. Don't like the way this is going now.

Do we need another warning? FFS

Crouch is not having a very good game. Sign Heskey?

looks like our bright start has faded away into cluelessness. Loads of hoofs to Crouch, with Pennant, Voronin and Benayoun spectating. And there you go... f***ing useless. Typical - if they gave those every time there'd be one every 10 minutes. Ridiculous.

Now then - don't spoil the moment

No Riise. Not even on the bench. Is he injured or can I start thinking the unthinkable? Let's hope Crouch can take out his frustrations on these, and that Benayoun can have a decent game...

He's never been arsed to find out they're called sweat bands...

Not sure what Crouch thinks he doing keeping it in the corner when there's 20 minutes left. This is degenerating rapidly. The odds on an equaliser are shortening by the minute I would have thought...

You're not joking, are you? It's only been like this for, well, forever.

oh boy. the creativity in that midfield now

Benayoun's making Pennant look good. You'd think we'd try to get Babel on it a bit more often as he's the most dangerous. Oh f***, here comes Riise. edit: in place of Benny. Am I happy or sad? I don't know...

t***. Why would I be made up that we were going to draw the game? If you could type quicker maybe you'd see I've already expressed my pleasure so shove it up your a***. Doesn't change the fact that we've apparently not learned our lessons, no matter how rose-tinted your specs might be.

now i'm a ray of sunshine our best player by a f***ing mile

Who's the ray of sunshine now? As predictable as it is f***ing annoying

This is obviously better than the same game last year. But we don't look to have addressed our major failings from last season yet. Better effort from Babel there though.

Give over. A free shot from 15 yards and he can't hit the target? Gash rather than cracking.

Good to see all our new signings know how to hit the f***ing target... The usual f***ing scrambling around in defence if you've only got a one goal lead.

Dirty diving cheating foreig- oh. I do see a late equaliser here. No point being comfortable if we can't score again. Where have we heard this before?

And there in 5 minutes, the t*** that is Pennant. Good to see we've freshened up the free kick routine too.