Has anyone got a spare crown

[Gray - YPC]

'I'LL BE KING OF ALL ****S IF I FAIL']

 

Countdown to the Manchester derby: City v United, tomorrow, 12.45pm Brewers ready for a big night out in Manchester

By David Mcdonnell

MANCHESTER UNITED new boy Patrice Evra last night admitted: I'll be the biggest c**t on earth if I flop at Old Trafford.

 

The French international left-back has joined Sir Alex Ferguson's side from Monaco in a £5million deal.

 

Evra, 24, is used to playing before crowds of just 10,000 in Monte Carlo and is awestruck at United's set-up and fears he will never have a better chance to do well.

 

"I'm just blown away, impressed and filled with wonder at what I have seen," he said.

 

"United is a completely different world, they take care of the tiniest detail for you.

 

"To be honest, I'll be the king of all c**ts if I can't be a success under such conditions."

 

Link

 

 

I know it's early days, but it's still funny as f***!! :D