Birds with fake tan

[Elephant Stone]

What the f*** is wrong with you *******?

 

I mean a bit of fakey I can understand, you know subtle.

 

Why do some lasses see the need to bathe in fake f***ing tan and end up looking like a pouting Oompa Loompa who needs a feed?

 

What is wrong with these morons? Is this a colourblind issue? Do the colours brown and neon f***ing bright orange look the same in your little world??

 

I was stuck on a boat party with a load of them Saturday night. It was a nightmare...you couldn't get away from these footballers wife wannabes caked in toxic tan. Their brain cell count was inversely proportional to the amount of gear they had obviously smeared on themselves the night before.

 

I'd have quite happily lost a few overboard but the Thames would have ended up looking like the river that ran through Gene Wilder's factory. Never have I wanted a party to end up like a teen slasher film. I'd have happily been the first to go n all.

 

*******.

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