Ameobi

[kenny7]

Still not sure if this is a pisstake or not.......................

 

Soccer ace Shola Ameobi was as sick as a parrot after being burgled.

 

The furious Newcastle star, 27, called cops detailing the items stolen, including his cheque book.

 

Then the truth hit home to the dopey striker, 27 – his £500,000 pad had not been ransacked, he had just left it incredibly messy. One police source said in disbelief yesterday: “We were told thieves had taken a number of things, the most important one being the chequebook.

 

“Given what soccer stars earn, that was obviously a matter of great concern. Then we got a call back saying nothing was missing after all.

 

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“Perhaps he had had a party and the place just looked as if it had been burgled.”

 

Cops were about to visit him about the “break-in” in Newcastle’s Jesmond district when shame-faced Shola owned up to his howler.

 

A police spokesman confirmed: “We received a report of a theft from a house in Jesmond but it appears to have been a genuine misunderstanding.

 

Guess it proves it’s not just his struggling team that’s a real shambles at home…

[Ben 23]

After reading the first line I genuinely thought this was going to be about him signing a new contract.

[kenny7]

After reading the first line I genuinely thought this was going to be about him signing a new contract.

 

It was a toss up, I went or the most believable story