Pirates 3 - Spoilers

Jacko · December 26, 2007

So whether you liked them or not I really enjoyed the first 2 films and was looking forward to the 3rd.

Spoilers

OMFG - nothing happens for the first 2 hours it's just one big set up for the (s**t) finale. It's all about pirates bickering and arguing over whether to go to war with the Empire. What happened to the sword fights, the ship fights, the daring escapes....no we get Jonny Depp going mental in Davy Jone's locker. I mean I got it after 2 mins ok - he see's lot's of other Capn Sparrows, in fact he's got a whole crew of them - we get it, he's mad, no need to drag this out for 15 infunny feckin mins.

What about the sub plot involving Calypso? I mean it takes up about an hr of the nearly 3 flippin hrs. Why???? WTF was all that about - they release her and then she just f**ks off?!?!?!?!? YOU HAVE DONE MY HEAD IN what was the point of that - so she can create a fricking whirlpool for the final completely ridiculous and overlong final fight to be staged around??? Did you have to spend a third of the feckin film on this just to create a reason for the whirlpool - am I missing something.

and then the ending...................AAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH fuxk the f*** off!!!!!!!!!! Just sh**te complete b******sing sh**te. I can't even bring myself to type the crap they came up. They filmed this one back to back with the 2nd - did they change the writers, directors and editors? The plot for this last film was never going to work but A at least make the plot understandable and B edit out all the crap it doesn't need to be 2.75hrs long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and Bourne Ultimatum was slightly overated and Stardust was slightly underated.

Here endeth my rant.

Guz · December 27, 2007

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