Pass the smelling salts, Cynthia!

[Guest Portly]

Joey Barton has been reported to the police by those sensitive souls at Goodison Park, after dropping his shorts at the end of yesterday's fixture betwen Everton and City.

 

When you see the Goodison crowd, you can appreciate that they are the sort of gentle, vulnerable people who could be badly traumatised by the sight of Barton's cheeks. I saw it on "Match of the Day" and I can confirm that Barton's a*** is quite attractive compared to his face.

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