annoying songs in the chart

July 20, 2006

these really do feck me off:

Sandi Thom - Don't sing about wishing you were a punk rocker. Buy Never Mind The b******s by the Pistols from HMV and then pop down the offy and get a case of Skol. Don't bore us with your percussion and drums namby pamby s****. By the way the reason why you were born too late is because your parents decided to give birth to your far superior brothers - The Proclaimers.

Nerina Pallot - If you don't want to die then don't sign up for the army or become a petty thief. Don't pollute the airwaves and music channels with your supermarket/war video and boring song. If you're really arsed about war, do a Lennon and write a decent song and fight for your beliefs modestly you sad act.

Crazy Frog - If I wanted to listen to my engine I'd start my car and then fill it with helium. f*** off you jamster c****!

Orson - Just pure b******s, not even decent.

Corrine Bailey Rae - s**** music from a northener who sings like a southerner. Mike Skinner can do it, you can't so don't even try as your music is b******s.

Rihanna - we don't really give a flyin f*** that you cheated on yer fella. its not the jeremy kyle show ffs.

LL Cool J and JLO - have you both suffered a stroke? cos that's the only reason i can see you saying zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz repeatedly. fkin wnkrs

PhilM · July 20, 2006

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