Commercial Break Recaps and Previews

[ManxRed]

"After the break we find that Tarquin has trouble with his braces, and Pippa has an issue with the removal men."

 

....ADVERTS....ADVERTS....ADVERTS...

 

"Welcome back. Before the break we saw how Pippa and Tarquin decided to quit their jobs in the City and decided to move to the countryside so they could indulge in their hobby of toad sexing..."

 

WHA THE FUH?

 

DO YOU THINK I AM A F*CK*NG GOLDFISH?? I WAS WATCHING IT!! I REMEMBER ALL THAT YOU PATRONISING W*NK*RS. IT ONLY HAPPENED IN FRONT OF MY VERY OWN EYES ABOUT THREE MINUTES AGO!! IN FACT I'M ONLY WATCHING THIS SH*T BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE ON AND MY DISH IS ON THE BLINK. DON'T ASSUME I'M WATCHING BECAUSE I WANT TO, AND THAT I'M PART OF THE USUAL THICK VIEWERS WHO MUST NORMALLY TUNE IN AND CANNOT REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED IN PART ONE AND NEED YOU TO TELL THEM AGAIN TWO MINUTES LATER.

 

AND DON'T TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THE BREAK. THE SUSPENSE OF TARQUIN AND PIPPA'S MOVE TO THE COUNTRY IS THE ONLY THING PREVENTING ME FROM SLITTING MY WRISTS RIGHT NOW YOU C*NTS!!

 

[cymrococh]

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