Jezzman

Just stumbled accross this in the Mirror. I can't do this as I live in Denmark, but hope some of you might be able to win it - good luck http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/tm_...-name_page.html

9½ total games, if you calculate it into total games.... one goal in ever 3 matches... Friend of mine just told me that the 3 goals Gonzalez has scored this season, is the same amount of goals Harry Kewell has scored for us since the beginning of Dec. 2004...

Bloody hell - never do stats after midnite

I've been looking at the stats for Gonzalez and he's actually only played 1 full game of 90 mins since he joined us. He has scored 3 goals: 1 against Haifa, 1 against Spurs and 1 today against Fulham. Mostly he has been used as a sub or have been subbed late in the game. He played a part in 17 games so far this season: 9 PL, 1 CS and 7 CL games, playing a total of 932 mins. Here's the stats: I think he's had a great start here. There's deffo something to build on. Doesn't really look as if Rafa thinks he's able to cope with a full 90 mins yet though, but guess that'll come. What do you reckon? Is he gonna be a star for us?

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Trophies? So they didn't have one single shot on goal in the 2nd half?

It's not that I can't see he's a brilliant player... it's the fact he's a cheat that bothers me. I would rate him SO much higher (unbiased) if he wasn't cheating every time he gets the chance...

To be honest I don't know 100% but I think I saw the stats 18/3 right at the beginning of the 2nd half, so if I remember correctly it's more or less fifty fifty...

Amazing.... 33 shots and 19 of them on goal. 14 corners. Compared to 5 total shots and 3 on goal by Fulham and 1 corner kick, they really should've been sent home with a tennis set of 6-0 or more... Fantastic second half today

The right one

Aye, have to agree with that

I agree that he is the most fouled player and he doesn't get all the freekick's he's entitled to, BUT that doesn't mean he's allowed to cheat.

It's passion for the game mate...

I just cannot get the words 'great football' to combine with a player that cheats as much as he does... I've seen kids playing footy who has dived and said: 'but it's part of the game, just look at Ronaldo'... is that really the way we want to take the game?

So the cheating is just a part of this 'great football' he's playing?

Can you name 3 times Maradona cheated? Ronaldo cheats at least 3 times in every match. You can't compare the two.

So if you're a fantastic player, it's okay to cheat? Did you see his fantastic dives against Boro? He's a cheating w@nker who could be a fantastic player - right now he's just a cheat to me....

Well guess who has just won Barclays Premiership Player of the Month Award? Fake Ronaldo.... It's beyond me how they can give him this award him, when he continues diving? He's the worst example of the diving c**** out there. Kids all over the world will watch this prick diving all the time, at the same time he keeps winning awards and think: 'well thats the way to do it'.... ... makes me f***ing sick that does... Story here

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Wonder if this will still be allowed if the Dubai-lad's do invest?

As far as I know, they pulled it out of the hat first.... a long time before anyone else... hmmm... interesting

Crouchie is deffo dooking Jer-the-maine here....

Silly season would be loads of fun if we had green glowing players and Putin as head of marketing....

Here 'Jermie beaming'

So is EatSleepSports a credible source now?