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And Carra. You simply cannot write a player of his age off so soon into his career at a club like ours. Did Lucas not teach us anything?

Can you imagine Stevie trying to translate "point of reference" to Torres

The nice young UEFA chap asks him the benefits of playing 442 over say 433. The senile old goat then goes on for five minutes about how you can't play with three defenders That clip sums him up for me. Just an old fraud, living off past (sort of) achievements, making it up as he goes along. THANK f*** them days are behind us.

"Operation Anfield Excorcise"

In order Kenny Dalglish 60.71% Bob Paisley 56.08% Rafael Benítez 55.26% Bill Shankly 52.38% Joe Fagan 52.38% Gerard Houllier 50.00% Roy Evans 48.26% Graeme Souness 40.87% Roy Hodgson 35.00% Gosh I wonder what we should do next

'At a football club, there's a holy trinity - the players, the manager and the LMA. Fans don't come into it. They are only there to pay my well deserved wages.'

They did say they were "in tune" with the fans on that phone in, particularly during the Hodge slagging. Here's hoping!

Aye, the fact he has Agger, Maxi and Aurelio on the bench, he insists on starting PFK, he has a back four with four central midfielders in front of them, he won't allow his fullbacks to get forward - giving us f*** all width. God it was so depressing watching Reina looking out at a huddle of players in the middle of the pitch, and lobbing a hopeful one towards Toreres. It was like watching under 7's footie. If Hodgson / Sky etc. can't see this is down to poor coaching / management, they need to just f*** off and report on cricket. Yes the players must take their portion of the blame. For example I couldn't work out if Johnson was working exactly to instruction or is he a lazy bsterd? But this is Hodgson's mess and it needs clearing up sharpish. If he has now also lost the dressing room, the "holy trinity" is well and truly f***ed.

“Unfortunately everyone will talk about the fact that I died during what has been the best in-growing toenail operation I and many others in the profession have seen”

two and a half f***ing years!!! The club would look like a scene off a zombie movie in two and a half years of this schite!

Possibly not, but they need to learn fast. They'll soon be spraying them round like confetti.

To the tune of 'won it 5 times' P45, P45, please give Roy Hodgson, his P45.

Of all the s**** he has spouted since arriving, his most damning must be "Judge me after 10 games" Well Roy its now 21 competitive games and....... you are crap. go away.

Nah get Inge Haaland in

You just got me into trouble in the office, pissed myself laughing just as the chairman was chatting to the M.D, both turned round and saw me utubing Got away with it though when I replayed it for them

4-3 oops sorry wrong thread