Hobbsie

I think the merch guys are missing a trick here, surely a 'Where's Arne?' take on a Where's Wally book would bring in millions 

It will be interesting to see if he gets 'slotted' into midfield 

Matip loves a Slot

It's his pink boots, must be

Absolutely gutted,  fantastic manager and man, he looks shattered though so understand the decision...

On 17/01/2024 at 15:29, charlie clown said:

That reads more like a Fast Show script than a football memory..

'You know Kaiser, football is very much like making love to two beautiful women. You have to make sure your pitch is good and firm, that all your balls are ready for open play, and make sure you slip into the box at both ends to score, only after half time mind'

Maybe we should all duck and cover 

Virgil with Ali as vice 

Trent as defensive midfielder...anyone....?

Time for a cocktail 

16 hours ago, DanWM said:

That was actually a cover?

It was Alexandra Burke who did the original.

Yes, but you have to sing it like Jeff Buckley

I was thinking more Jeff Buckley 'Hallelujah'

Co-dy Gak-po, Co-dy Gaaaaaak-po

What the has happened to our defence? Every time they pass the ball forward there's so much space 

Half way through The Sandman and it's a pretty good adaptation,  no wonder Neil Gaiman waited so long to get it right

So have our chances of getting Bayern in the EC suddenly increased.. 

Christ I need to lie down 

RIP Sir Roger

37 minutes ago, Leo No.8 said:

Fabinho back into midfield was the turning point in the second half of the season for me.

Yep, turned things around 

Mourinho is a complete bell

Will always remember the treble season, absolutely gutted. RIP 

You keep me singing Curtis Jones, you keep me singing Curtis Jones 

I've had a few shots of whiskey ànd in tears. What a year, what a team

I'm in tears, f***ing fantastic 

My god my pmt has hit overdrive

I'm going into work tomorrow in a wine 'showroom', I know that sounds easy but to tell the truth I'm not looking forward to it.  People have been buying non stop and I've washed my hands so much that they look like they belong to Joan Rivers. From Monday I turn into my son's teacher and I have to admit that whilst I'm looking forward to spending more time with him, a 5 year old can be pretty demanding.  Oh well, we have to just go for it