a durty joke

[slapnuts]

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day

and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

 

The little girl says "Mommy what are they doing?"

The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm.....

they are making cakes."

 

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys

having sex.

Again she asks her mother "What are they doing?" And her mother replies

with the same response, "They are making cakes."

 

The next day the girl says to her mother "Mommy, you and Daddy were

making cakes in the living room last night, eh?"

 

Shocked, the Mother says, "How do you know?"

 

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

 

 

 

Got this on email too

 

 

Lessons to be learnt

 

Clearly, some people don't always think particularly hard when devising

domain names for their websites.

 

The following are real (and safe to open at work):

 

 

 

1. 'Who Represents?' A company database for agencies to the rich

and famous. http://www.whorepresents.com

 

 

2. Experts Exchange. A knowledge base where programmers can

exchange

advice and views. http://www.expertsexchange.com

 

 

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island

http://www.penisland.net

 

 

4. Need a therapist? Try here. http://www.therapistfinder.com

 

 

5. Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales

 

http://www.molestationnursery.com

 

 

6. Gas central heating anyone? http://www.gasheating.co.uk

 

 

7. Powergen in Italy... http://www.powergenitalia.com

[Coyler]

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