Bandwidth

[ManxRed]

"I may find it difficult to complete your request by the deadline, I have very little bandwidth"

 

No, you cretin, you have very little TIME. Bandwidth relates to network capacity and transmission capability, not how much free time is in your diary. Just because we work for an American company, and our Yank colleagues are now using it as yet another invented meaningless fecking buzzword, doesn't mean you, my boss, and an Englishman to boot, needs to use it too. GET A FECKING GRIP. Use English to speak to me, do I look like some buzzword spouting Yank-line-toeing cretin like you?

 

You have little TIME.

 

Pr*ck.

 

HTH