Fairytale of Walham Green

[millsee]

I've got cars big as bars

I've got rivers of gold

But the Reds play right through you

It's no place for Joe Cole

When you first took the charge

In the Premier League

You promised me glory was waiting for me

 

We're boring

We're s***ty

Joke of London city

When the team finished playing

They howled out 'No more!'

The Shed End is minging

The fans they're not singing

We won't get good goals here

If we play evermore

 

And the boys of the CFC Choir

Are singing 'Blue's the day'

And the boos are ringing out

For you Jose

 

You're a dud

You're a punk

You've signed all that junk

Shevchenko is injured and Ballack's in bed

You tightfisted maggot

You cheap Russian ******

By Christmas the league

Or you're out on your a***

 

I could have signed someone

Well, so could anyone

You took my cash from me

When I first hired you

I spent it wisely babe

I never bought Keown

Can't make it all alone

I've built my team around you

[matty]

I can hear that ringing from the Fulham fans. Quite good.

 

Not sure about Keown though.