Can you fill in the blanks ?

June 24, 2007

At 23:00 on Saturday night, [blank] got a phone call to say that [blank] was a bit worse for wear at a party and that it would be best if someone came to pick him up.

[blank] had been drinking also, so had to walk in the pouring rain to collect [blank].

On arriving in the street [blank] was met by [blank's] mate saying that [blank] was in a bad state.

[blank] arrived at the house to be ushered outside were [blank] was sitting on a garden chair, covered in their own vomit and totally incoherent.

After several minutes and several projectile vomits it was decided that [blank] would try and walk [blank] home with the assistant of a few others.

After what seemed like an hour walking [blank] home in the pouring, stopping a number of times for [blank] to empty the contents of his stomach, sometimes hitting [blank] and [blank's] mates, we finally arrived. In order to try and keep [blank] awake, they were asked several questions and the answers were as follows. Jabie Gallagber is Liverpool's captain, and Sabi Hoopie is his partner in central defence. Liverpool's new stadium will have 115,000 seats.

[blank] was then put on the couch were they continued to vomit missing the bucket.

So, [blank] had to stay up all night keeping an eye on [blank] ensuring that his condition did not worsen.

Unfortunately Sunday was [blank's] mum's birthday, and because [blank] and [blank's] mum did not have any sleep what so ever, the planned family meal and night out was cancelled.

[blank] is now recovered but still a bit delicate.

So, who is [blank] and [blank] ?

Nathan Explosion · June 24, 2007