Happy Clintons Day Everyone!

[ManxRed]

Happy Clintons Day!

 

£2 for a card for my loved one, or death. I chose the £2 for the card. Well, I had to really. I can do it again on Clintons Days all throughout the year, there are now 465 different Clintons Days that I must participate in by handing over upwards of £2 a pop for a piece of stiff card with an old 50's black and white photo on the front and an hilarious caption involving sexual innuendo.

 

Hopefully my loved one will also part with some money and send me a Clintons Day Card today!

 

That's Twelvety Million Pounds every year just from me, going into the pockets and tills of the good people of Clintons for days they simply make up. Mother's Day, Father's Day, Grandmother's Day, Uncle Day, Third Cousin Twice Removed Day, Brother In Law's Pet Goldfish Day, Yada yada yada, you bunch of cynical MONEY GRABBING UNSCRUPULOUS BANDITS!

 

Just feck off and die, eh?

[sutty]

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