The world would be a nicer place in song

[liverbird04]

the world would be a better place if we did our banter in song

 

 

It won't be long before the match kicks off

and we tell the mancs to f*** right off

 

it would be nice to rearrange their face

but lets think about it before we do it in haste

 

they call us murderers and scouse scum

but to old trafford we will come

 

to say 'five times' and sing and cheer

and make sure thats it loud and clear

 

posters allowed to make us feel

proud.

but will we live to get out of the ground?

 

expect songs about micheal shields

further hatred it all seals

 

the inbreds gary and phill neville

why is there dad called neville neville?

 

but alas this short rhyme ends

and to all of you I send

the hope of a good game and plenty of beer

a liverpool win to bring plenty of cheer

 

 

 

 

 

feel free to add your own verses

it does mean you are gay

and own plenty of purses.

[Guest AnfieldGrass]

Sing with me...

 

Ronaldo is a t***

Rooney's head is fat

Neville is an in-bred to-sseeeer

 

They play in an old toilet

Fergie's an old boiler

Glazer looks like Scholes's mo-theeeeer

 

We like to call em scum

The official says 'keep mum'

Just ignore their filth and bo-theeeeeer

 

Manu like to bitch

We'll show them on the pitch

This thing we call the Ra-fa-lutioooooon

 

The european cup

They had it once (just luck)

Come and see it in the LFC Mu-seuuuum