Feckin hell, have a go hero me

Spike · February 26, 2006

Was just out back locking up and I heared a scream, then some shouting, so I paused, another scream. I waited for few moments and heard a weaker moaning sound, and some more shouting. Then a door slammed.

Having gauged that it wasn't just some pissheads sounds drifting in from town i locked up, grabbed an 8 inch kitchen knife and went and stood in the middle of my street, a*** twitching, having a look around to see what lights were on.

Thinking that I may make a great t*** of myself but judging that it's better to act than not I went and knocked on my next door bit one's house who's light was on.

So the man of the house opened up and I told him what I'd heard.

Turns out that his missus had fallen over the step whilst getting in from a night out pissed up and they were making the noise.

Silly c****.

They thanked me for being a vigilant neighbour though, and that in the event of such a situation I have some nice kitchen knives at my disposal.

f*** me, my lungs were reet going.

f***ing overacting dramatic neighbour c****.

stressederic · February 26, 2006