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Jonesy

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Guest Budo

Guest Budo

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I'll get the ball rolling...........Tonight I spent a hour listening (I would of moved but it was funny) to some bloke telling me he was part of "THE WHO!"

whats your deception and why?

 

Was he a bit deaf, with a big nose?

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slapnuts

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I once met some pissed up fella who claimed that he was in corrie. Daft fecker never was seen in any episode I watched.

 

He stunk of piss and apples as well ;)

 

i think I met the same lad, looked a bit like kirk off corrie an all, but as well as smelling of piss and apples his also smelt of s*** and corned beef. :)

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ManxRed

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A bloke used to come to our gigs when I was younger and claimed he was the drummer from Black Sabbath.

 

Despite the fact we had (between us) almost all their albums and the drummer looked abso-fecking-lutely nothing like him whatsoever, and he was living on the Isle of Man and the Sabs were from Boomingham, and someone knew he worked for the post office.

 

He kept this up for about 18 months and then we stopped gigging and never saw him again. Perhaps he'd gone on a big world tour with Ozzy.

 

Yeah, like feck.

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cymrococh

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I once met a fella who claimed he was the first person to sing "Always look on the bright side of life" at a football match.

 

When I was in Budapest this English c*nt came up to me an said "Do you know what The Strokes look like?" I said "Yes." and he replied "So you're not going to believe that my mates are The Strokes then?" "No, you t***" He then threw a pint glass at me and became the second (and last) person I've ever knocked out.

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Maldini

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I guy I used to play football with claimed he was going on trial to Bolton. He reckoned Noel McCabe (ex-Liverpool scout, guy who discovered Roy Keane etc) had seen him playing for us in the park and was so amazed by him he wanted him to go over on trial the next week.

 

He was a decent footballer, but nowhere near good enough to play professionally. The worst part was when he came back from his "trial" (we later learnt from his brother that he has an aunt that lives in Bolton) he had a plain Reebok training top on with his initials on that he'd clearly got done in a sports shop. He still tells new players that he was on trial at Bolton, the details tend to change every time though.

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Crazy Horse

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Not me - but a friend of mine had a drunken business dinner once with a fella who swore blind he'd played rugby for Wales and the Lions. My friend didn't believe him and spent the night calling him a fat Welsh dwarf.

 

My mate calls me the next day and says 'Hey, have you ever heard of some bloke called Gareth Edwards'?

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Figaro

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I was in the Camp Nou and a guy came up to our table, started going on about Marca and said he was the editor, grabbed a bottle of champagne that was on the table and walked off to join another group...

 

I called security and they had the f ecker thrown out...

 

The editor of Marca at that time was one of my brother-in-laws and c unt that he is he would never have spoken to me in public...;)

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