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Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

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Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.

 

If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.

 

Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

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