This years award for being a feckwit goes to

Murphman · December 12, 2005

'I have a client who's been turned down for critical illness cover because he's overweight and the family have a history of diabetes'.

'We can't make a decision without the facts'.

'Well I gussed that so that's why he's obtained a copy of the medical report upon which the declinature was based, I can e-mail it over if you want to take a look, it's only two pages long, it's the standard report form used by life offices'

'You'l have to submit a proposal on line'

'I only want an indication, not something binding'

'You'll have to submit an application online'

'but that will take ages can't somebody just take a look at the GP's report and give me a rough idea whether or not you can offer cover and if so how much is the premium likely to be?'

'I've told you sir you'll have to submit an application online'

Really? Well what will you do if I do decide to take out an hour or so to submit an application online'

'We'll write to his GP'

''For what'

A GP's attendance report'

'But I've got one here I can e-mail it to you NOW'

'We can't accept it unless it's on Scottish Provident paper'

'Well feck off then and stick your poxy red tape, I'll go elsewhere'

Hello this is Legal and General'

'I've got a GP's report, the bloke's a fat feck and a smoker will you look at it for me?'

'No problem what does the report say we'll give you an answer straightaway'

Feckin stoopid bird!!

cymrococh · December 12, 2005