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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty  Whack.
 

"Miss Whack, I'd like to  get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
 
Patty looks at the frog in  disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is  Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
 
Patty  explains that he will need to secure the loan with some  collateral.
 
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny  porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly  formed.
 
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult  with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
 
She finds  the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims  to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as  collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is  this?"
 
 
The bank manager  looks back at her and says "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
 
 

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