Footy - 2018/19 & 19/20 & 20/21 etc

[Ripley]

Anthony effing Taylor doing Atalanta v PSG. Dear God. 

[Swipe]

Jesus what a sitter from neymar. 

9 hours ago, Kid Klopp said:

It is written in the stars that united will meet inter in the final and lose due to the individual performances of Sanchez and Lukaku. 

Been thinking this. Pure #narrative.

[stressederic]

Just now, Swipe said:

Jesus what a sitter from neymar. 

Gets worse with every replay.

[Swipe]

Just now, stressederic said:

Gets worse with every replay.

I was in the middle of muttering “what a goal” to myself. Made me look a fool. 
 

 Not even sure how he’s managed to get it that wide from the angle he hit it. 

[Nebraska Red]

1 minute ago, stressederic said:

Gets worse with every replay.

Or better...

1 minute ago, Swipe said:

I was in the middle of muttering “what a goal” to myself. Made me look a fool. 
 

 Not even sure how he’s managed to get it that wide from the angle he hit it. 

Rosenthal-esque miss. 

[stressederic]

1 minute ago, Swipe said:

I was in the middle of muttering “what a goal” to myself. Made me look a fool. 
 

 Not even sure how he’s managed to get it that wide from the angle he hit it. 

I reckon I could've done it.

[Nebraska Red]

PSG manager is now part Transformer. 

[Bogman]

3 minutes ago, stressederic said:

I reckon I could've done it.

I reckon I could at least have f***ed that up as bad as he did

[Swipe]

BT’s audio f***ed it? Heard him scream that was a goal before the lad even hit it.

[stressederic]

Ha belting goal.

[Tosh]

Just now, Swipe said:

BT’s audio f***ed it? Heard him scream that was a goal before the lad even hit it.

Thought that was just me

[Swipe]

f***ing BT.

 

[Bogman]

It's bombs over Baghdad or storms over England. One of those.

[Nebraska Red]

Neymar does it again.

 

Another miss followed by a dive worthy of a Man U player.

Edited August 12, 2020 by Nebraska Red

[Bogman]

Neymars got his boots on the wrong feet.

Miles wide again.

[stressederic]

Atalanta are great fun.

[Swipe]

27 minutes ago, stressederic said:

Atalanta are great fun.

Unreal. Are they rich? 
 

How come they became so good so quickly. 

[Swipe]

Taylor booking every Atalanta player that makes a foul.

[Nebraska Red]

That Atlanta. Sub seems to be carrying a few extra pounds. Big lad!!

5 minutes ago, Swipe said:

Taylor booking every Atalanta player that makes a foul.

You're not suggesting he's a touch biased are uou?

[stressederic]

6 minutes ago, Swipe said:

Taylor booking every Atalanta player that makes a foul.

Man is a buffoon.

[Swipe]

The way McManaman’s voice goes up at the end of every sentence like he’s utterly flabbergasted that someone that happens all the time on a football pitch, has happened on a football pitch. 

[Swipe]

That De Roon has been really good.

[stressederic]

I'm genuinely impressed at the way PSG are able to perform the same trick in a slightly different way each year.

[muleskinner]

w***ers

[stressederic]

2 minutes ago, stressederic said:

I'm genuinely impressed at the way PSG are able to perform the same trick in a slightly different way each year.

That might be my fault