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Couldn’t believe he said that. Was proper s***ehawk stuff. 

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Well aside from him signing the best and most handsome goalkeeper that ever graced the earth.

That goes without saying. If he didn’t realise his goalies were s*** til he saw Ali then he used to have s*** in his eyes or similar.

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Didn’t find one with game or minutes played but apparently...

 

 

(Correct as of Gameweek 25 – 19:00 02/02/2020)

 

Golden Glove standings: Most clean sheets for 2019/20 season

 

Dean Henderson: 9

Alisson: 9

Nick Pope: 9

Ben Foster: 8

Kasper Schmeichel: 8

Martin Dubravka: 7

Ederson: 7

Vicente Guaita: 6

Jordan Pickford: 6

Kepa Arrizabalaga: 5

David de Gea: 5

Rui Patricio: 5

Bernd Leno: 5

Mat Ryan: 5

Lukasz Fabianski: 4

Tom Heaton: 4

Tim Krul: 4

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Allison being back in didn't hurt either. Adrian did his job brilliantly, but the sense of calm with Allison is something different

 

True but even with Allisson back we were still conceding until Joe came back in.

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The one thing Alisson has notably improved on since he first came here is dealing with the ball after pushing it away. There used to be a bit too many (not many, just more than you'd like) balls pushed out in random directions. These days he either pushes it away safely or simply holds balls he has no right to hold.

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He's catching more - has he changed or adapted his gloves? The palms resemble a thick rubber.

It's magnets. We are doctoring the balls and putting loads of tiny magnets inside. Becker's gloves are mostly iron.

Also explains Pickfords issues, he got new gloves off Becker for his birthday. They're too heavy for his puny arms.

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It's magnets. We are doctoring the balls and putting loads of tiny magnets inside. Becker's gloves are mostly iron.

Also explains Pickfords issues, he got new gloves off Becker for his birthday. They're too heavy for his puny arms.

Wireless electricity conducted through the VAR system makes it a powerful electro magnetic.

 

Van Dijk also has had metal plates implanted into his skull for similar reasons.

 

I pity the fools who are still stuck with PEDs for the extra edge.

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