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As I said - the other home nations apart from Wales are, Australia are too.

 

In Wales, France, NZ it's a sport for everyone

 

I was trying to think of a "Tory" sport in Wales and it *is* probably Golf.

Wales and NZ yes, but France? I was more of the impression that it is the reserve of the well to do and only really in the south of the country. No?

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Wales and NZ yes, but France? I was more of the impression that it is the reserve of the well to do and only really in the south of the country. No?

 

I thought it was very much working class down in the SW of the country, which is very much a working class area anyway.

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I've had 29 at crib. I know I sound like FYDS but I really have. I haven't played much crib and when I got it the group I was with in the pub were yelling their heads off, I asked one fella if he'd had it, his response was he'd never seen it much less had it.

 

Some people win the lottery...

 

For the uneducated it's a jack, three 5's and a 5 the same suit as the jack in the middle, that way you get 'one for his knob'.

 

That is all.

 

I just fell into a coma around three sentences in.

I would say it is far from Tory in Scotland.

 

Get outta here.

ha ha oh right

They are all tory w*****s.

 

Ah.

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I just fell into a coma around three sentences in.

 

Then you had to go and spoil it by waking up,

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Everyone I've met who's into golf down here is massively up their own a*** ;)

 

 

Nah. Just not true mate.

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Crown green bowls

Croquet

 

On a side note, why are there so many Irish jockeys?or is it just because they're the best, so they're more prominent and it just seems that way? Either way why are the Irish so good at riding horses? I mean if I stuck Swipe, Ostrich Man or Niall Quinn on a horse, are they just going to elegantly canter around on the thing, whereas I'd be holding my b******s screaming before being buckarooed into a hedge?

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Crown green bowls

Croquet

 

On a side note, why are there so many Irish jockeys?or is it just because they're the best, so they're more prominent and it just seems that way? Either way why are the Irish so good at riding horses? I mean if I stuck Swipe, Ostrich Man or Niall Quinn on a horse, are they just going to elegantly canter around on the thing, whereas I'd be holding my b******s screaming before being buckarooed into a hedge?

 

 

because f*** your Subaru, they've a horse outside

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Crown green bowls

 

 

 

Nah, when I played football in Blackpool the lads would go crown bowling after the pub, proper working class sport in the north.

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Crown green bowls

Croquet

 

On a side note, why are there so many Irish jockeys?or is it just because they're the best, so they're more prominent and it just seems that way? Either way why are the Irish so good at riding horses? I mean if I stuck Swipe, Ostrich Man or Niall Quinn on a horse, are they just going to elegantly canter around on the thing, whereas I'd be holding my b******s screaming before being buckarooed into a hedge?

The Irish have short shin bones which makes them ideal horsemen.

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not completely true, but a lot closer to the truth than you'll ever admit....

Ha! Business is business. My golf types to drink with are like Murph and RP though. Not the likes of Sir David Llewellyn-Morgan KBE.

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Bowls is a valleys sport as well, proper working class there.

My architect is in Spain on a Bowls trip as it happens.

Ha! Business is business. My golf types to drink with are like Murph and RP though. Not the likes of Sir David Llewellyn-Morgan KBE.

Neither of whom is Welsh. As I said, most Welsh golfers are massively up their own a*** from my experience

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My architect is in Spain on a Bowls trip as it happens.

Straight in to the top 10 Toriest phrases ever uttered on YNWA

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'My' architect. Like he cancels all his appointments if Gethin rings.

Unless something pressing like a trip to Spain to roll some balls at a smaller ball comes up.

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