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day 7 off the booze

and yet I'm not feeling too good

 

 

where's the justice in that?

Have you tried hot soup ?

Hot and sour soup?

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Have you tried hot soup ?

Hot and sour soup?

I was in a cabin by a lake last night, near Preston

And we ordered a Chinese but I’d forgotten to bring my rice vinegar, which I need ‘cos 90% of Chinese restaurants don’t do it right

 

So I ordered a want ton soup instead - true story

 

Also I learned that ducks quack all night rather than getting their heads down from sunset to sunrise

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Just got an email containing my Gregg's loyalty card rewards statement. Which is quite nice but I definitely don't have a Gregg's loyalty card. Kind of wish I did.

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I was in a cabin by a lake last night, near Preston

And we ordered a Chinese but I’d forgotten to bring my rice vinegar, which I need ‘cos 90% of Chinese restaurants don’t do it right

 

 

If only you could watch the chef work while (s)he prepared the food. You could point sure (s)he put the right amount of rice vinegar in

 

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If only you could watch the chef work while (s)he prepared the food. You could point sure (s)he put the right amount of rice vinegar in

 

It doesn’t sound like you’re taking the problem seriously

In this country there’s a hot and sour soup crisis

If it comes out orange then you know you’ve been stitched up

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This is a great piece of writing about some completely worthless pop culture

https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/wild-wild-west-inside-story

Really enjoyed reading that.

“I had to sit there with my hands over my face, in horror, watching this awful, pointless, stupid movie,” Maddock says. He compares it to watching one’s child get tattooed.

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This was my favourite bit

 

 

When Branagh arrived, he’d shaved his beard in the style of his character. He proceeded to dazzle the room with a committed Southern accent. He was “amazing,” says Sonnenfeld. He was so convincing, in fact, that Warner Bros. executive Lorenzo di Bonaventura asked Sonnenfeld if they should fire Branagh and cast whoever this guy was. Sonnenfeld told him that guy was Kenneth Branagh.
Edited by cymrococh

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I made a middle-age style observation today. The diesel at Lancaster services was £1.52 a litre.

Daylight robbery.

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I made a middle-age style observation today. The diesel at Lancaster services was £1.52 a litre.

Daylight robbery.

Sorry to tell you I paid $1.55 per gallon this morning, petrol not diesel .

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