Random low content stuff

[D.Boon]

Perform a midsummer nights dream with marionettes, in the carriage, making chilling eye contact.

Brilliant

[Ostrich Man]

 

At leas I didn't reply to Ostrich with an example of a very, very reasonably priced 3-bed detached house in a mid-sized US city like I was going to when he mentioned "poor people" having a decent house.

 

to be fair I did say when youre a kid.

[Duncan Disorderly]

Just lick your eyebrows.

[Senrab_nhoj]

They're usually going downhill aren't they? They could equally just turn off the engine.

 

Does my head in how everyone on tv shows has/knows everyone else's number, as well as the number for every single company/institution.

 

Well don't switch the engine off as the steering lock will engage and you won't be able to steer

 

I don't like it that no one says 'bye' at the end of phonecalls on TV.

 

My big gripe is when they say something like, see you tonight.. etc and THEN DON'T AGREE A TIME....

[Earl Hafler]

 

And do American teenagers all have their own phoneline for their bedroom. They always get calls late at night, and it never disturbs anyone else in the house.

 

No "it's for me, Mum! Put the phone down!" stuff in those films.

 

And pool scenes in films - " Man, you can play ". Almost every shot is straight and with the ball hanging over the pocket.

[Senrab_nhoj]

And no walls in the way when playing a shot from the side requiring the use of the 'mini' cue

[Ostrich Man]

i love dazed and confused but theres things that annoy me in it...firstly when the black dude sends the kid over to buy 6 beers and then when he brings them back he hands them out...and the party at the moon tower...theres 100s of kids and one keg of beer.

 

 

though that may be more to do with me being stingy and wanting to get as hammered as possible when i was that age.

[Jonesy]

Has anyone seen these on BBC iPlayer

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/p02mwdx3

 

They're bloody hilarious. Boat Race and Fathers day are the best.

[Swan Red]

oh yeah no memo I just like the idea of a running lc thread for lc stuff

[Jonesy]

oh yeah no memo I just like the idea of a running lc thread for lc stuff

 

 

Sorry Sir. Won't happen again......this week....can't promise for next!

[Swan Red]

If you apologise to me again I'll slap you*. Stop it this is just me dicking around.

 

*Virtually like clearly you're tall.

[Jonesy]

If you apologise to me again I'll slap you*. Stop it this is just me dicking around.

 

*Virtually like clearly you're tall.

You're like animal off the muppets though. Clearly I wouldn't f*** about with you. I've been on nights out with you in the distant past I was scared then.

[Swan Red]

The comparison with animal is about the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

[downunder]

why in movies if someone is in Paris you can alway see the Eiffel tower from every window?

[Ostrich Man]

cause its dead big.

[sean]

Any chance of a pic, Sion? For context like. Of her, not you. Cheers

Edited November 5, 2015 by sean

[Duncan Disorderly]

Pronouncing the words "process", "progress" and "schedule" as "prawcess", "prawgress" and "shedual" really gets my goat!

[Cobs]

Pronouncing route 'rowt' can feck off n all. Yankee Doodle t***s

[RBM]

Pronouncing the words "process", "progress" and "schedule" as "prawcess", "prawgress" and "shedual" really gets my goat!

Shedual for Schedule is correct you daft blert. Skedual is wrong.

[whitewidow]

Pronouncing the words "process", "progress" and "schedule" as "prawcess", "prawgress" and "shedual" really gets my goat!

 

Tell me you are not a "skedual" type of guy?

[Duncan Disorderly]

 

Tell me you are not a "skedual" type of guy?

That's what they taught me at shool.

[RBM]

That's what they taught me at shool.

Ask for your money back

[Hassony]

I hate it when people use 'guesstimate'

[whitewidow]

That's what they taught me at shool.

 

"wot they tort me at skool"?

"reaching out" for contacting

"like" every other f***ing word

"so fun"...so much fun? such good fun? you had a fun time?

 

Youth is wasted on the young. As someone once said, like, something similar to. LOL

[RBM]

That's what they taught me at shool.

Actually I reckon this is b******s. How old are you? 40 something? This is a modern thing imported from America. I'm not having that a teacher in the 70's or 80's who would have been taught at best in the 50's or early 60's themselves were saying let alone teaching skedule.