Some RIPs

[matty]

Mattyds

Git!

[muleskinner]

 

I heard that Thatcher never mopped her floors because she started to melt, and Frank Bough once got caught with his gentleman sausage in a mangle.

 

 

I don't know what the chazbaps story is, but I really want to.

It involves Billie Piper

[Earl Hafler]

Git!

 

Slightly off topic ( though i wish he were dead ) did you see any racing the other weekend ? Big handicap and Jamie Spencer's mount is backed in from about 16-1 to 4-1. Massive gamble and quite possibly the briefest ever because the horse got rid of the c*** in the stalls - didn't even go a yard with him on it.

[Nathan Explosion]

 

.,,,,and Frank Bough once got caught with his gentleman sausage in a mangle.

That one is true - it was a big story in Neighbours for a week.

[matty]

 

Slightly off topic ( though i wish he were dead ) did you see any racing the other weekend ? Big handicap and Jamie Spencer's mount is backed in from about 16-1 to 4-1. Massive gamble and quite possibly the briefest ever because the horse got rid of the c*** in the stalls - didn't even go a yard with him on it.

 

See it? I was there. Mate had backed it and we derided him before the off because it was Spencer. Cue enormous merriment - and a million comments of 'he's still holding it up' when the various announcements were coming across the PA.

 

However, I was on Lucky Kristale at York a couple of weeks previous when he did another classic.

[PhilM]

It involves Billie Piper

 

I think I can piece the rest together, although if it involves Chris Evans, it would be ruined.

[New York Red]

I heard that Thatcher never mopped her floors because she started to melt, and Frank Bough once got caught with his gentleman sausage in a mangle.

Jeez, it must have been very long.

[pipnasty]

Did Cilla's teeth get bigger or did her face get smaller? Genuine question.

[charlie clown]

That one is true - it was a big story in Neighbours for a week.

 

Joe, Nell or Bouncer?

Did Cilla's teeth get bigger or did her face get smaller? Genuine question.

 

Or was it just that your eyes shrank the more you saw of them....

Edited August 3, 2015 by charlie clown

[Swipe]

Did Cilla's teeth get bigger or did her face get smaller? Genuine question.

Was thinking the same earlier. Defo looked much more prominent when she was older. Looked like comedy big teeth.

[D.Boon]

Did Cilla's teeth get bigger or did her face get smaller? Genuine question.

Was wondering the same.

[Earl Hafler]

See it? I was there. Mate had backed it and we derided him before the off because it was Spencer. Cue enormous merriment - and a million comments of 'he's still holding it up' when the various announcements were coming across the PA.

 

However, I was on Lucky Kristale at York a couple of weeks previous when he did another classic.

Ditto. Had a ton of horse under him that day, the utter k****ead.

[Tommok]

Jeez, it must have been very long.

Certainly would be after being in a mangle. A bit flat tho.

[Tommok]

Post mortem reveals that Cilla fell, hit her head and then suffered fatal stroke.

[matty]

George Cole has died. Aged 90.

 

Really sad. Great comic actor over many years. Obviously Minder but lots of films too.

[smithdown]

George Cole has died. Aged 90.

 

Really sad. Great comic actor over many years. Obviously Minder but lots of films too.

R a

 

Was good, but St trinians now you think about it...

 

Nah. They'll have been sound.

[muleskinner]

'about your slate Arthur...'

 

'not now Dave...'

[Snookie]

 

Yeah, but the Dionne Warwick version is way better.

 

As far as she was concerned, Cilla Black's version was a note for note copy of hers. I remember her saying something along the lines of that if she’d sneezed on a record, then Cilla Black would have sneezed on her recording of the song.

[Des]

I 'ate you Butler...

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-33914037?SThisFB

 

There's only Olive left now.

Edited August 13, 2015 by Des

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

Doudou N'diaye, the Senegalese drummer, has snuffed it

[oakie bob]

Wes Craven

[whitewidow]

Nightmare on Elm Street shat me up good and proper when it came out.

[Hobbsie]

Same. Im a believer of dreams as a source of inspiration. Im just glad mine comes in music form and not child killers with knives for fingers. Must have been a pivotal moment.

[Billy Dane]

Denis Healy has died, aged 98. Had a good innings. Terrific eyebrows.

RIP

[RedHarvest]

2 sad deaths from the music world

Steve Mackay sax player with the Stooges

and Carey Lander from Camera Obscura