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SkippyjonJones

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I've been there a bunch of times.

 

Ocho Rios sucks. Full of cruise ships and people trying to rip you off.

 

MoBay is OK. It can get a bit rough but the vibe is kind of interesting.

 

Negril is really nice. Very mellow area of the island.

 

The strip along the north shore in the Runaway Bay area is the nicest, but really quiet. Falmouth is horrible.

 

Avoid Kingston. No reason to go there.

 

Overall, just stay in the resorts and do day trips. The Beaches resort is a pretty good bet in Negril, but pick a bigger resort than a smaller one because you start to get cabin fever.

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Wars suck.

 

Fights suck.

 

You know what majorly sucks? Violence against defenseless people. That sucks ass.

 

Gang violence sucks too. If I see any today, I'm gonna approach both gangs, and try to sway them out of their sucky lifestyles, by getting them to dance. Like Jacko in the Beat It video.

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Everyone gets shot.

sound. it'll be like visiting chicago but with sun.

 

Go to Dominica instead. Is where we're off this year.

and the attraction is...??

 

Yer probly better off going to Cuba. Stay with families though, don't do the package deal.

 

yeah - cuba is real easy to get to on a plane from here. maybe I could rent a boat and do the normal trip in reverse...

War? War is stupid. And people.

 

Have to admit that on both previous Jamaica visits, barely left the resort, except one trip to Ochos Rios to a bar to watch us thrash PSV away. Which was good.

 

first bit of sound advice... a bar, footbaal, alcohol. didn;t get shot (I'm assuming the last bit is true)

I watched that Louis Theroux programme where he went to Hedonism, that looked good.

great. I'll book a family suite.

 

 

I think the advice from ynwa has met my expectations :D

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I hate all violence.

And war. I ruddy hate wars!

 

And Manchester United. They are bloody awful too. Awful.

 

Wars suck.

 

Fights suck.

 

You know what majorly sucks? Violence against defenseless people. That sucks ass.

 

You should go down The Jack and stand on the bar and tell all of them. You never know, they might listen.

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