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Deadpool 2013


Duncan Disorderly

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It's that wonderful time of year again, the season of goodwill, people exchange cards and gifts, and pick 15 people who wont see 2014.

 

So, once again, here are the rules. Entries to be in by midnight on December 31st 2012/13.

 

Rules for Deadpool 2013- :bryanrobson:

 

As with last year, Thatcher is not allowed to be picked, everyone picks her and the mockering gods are keeping her alive to spite us. Other than that, the rules are pretty much unchanged from last year.

 

 

The cut off date for entry is midnight on December 31st 2012/13. If you aren't in by then, you ain't playing.

15 picks again.

Scoring is 100 minus the persons age at time of death, no one under 18 allowed to be picked.

Two picks can be a joker that get double points.

Deaths in January get 25 bonus points.

No one scheduled for execution can be picked.

Please use actual full names, not nicknames, not abbreviations, not vague 'her off that telly programme' references. FULL AND PROPER NAMES ONLY when selecting your picks, as this makes it easier for the scorer (If you can't even type his name, allusions to that scumbag who used to edit that rag will be accepted).

Players must not murder their picks, because thats cheating, and cheating is wrong.

Anyone dying of unnatural causes such as suicide, murder or accident earns 50 bonus points.

If your pick dies between now and the new year, tough titty, pick a replacement. If the Mayans were correct, and the world ends at 11:30pm GMT on Friday 21st December 2012, everyone wins and we'll all enter Paradise hand-in-hand. Except OM, you're already doomed.

 

Your nominees eligibility-

 

To be in the competition a nominee has to qualify as a celebrity by appearing as an entry in Wikipedia. Dates of birth and death will be checked against the Wikipedia entry. Any sources of information relating to the nominee's age (including birth certificates, death certificates, press statements from the nominee's own family and the like) will be discounted completely - Wikipeadia is king as far as Deapdool points are concerned. Anyone challenging this will have a 25 point deduction and will have to carry the line 'I love Michael Owen.' in their YNWA profile for the next year.

 

Here's mine-

 

1. Bashar al-Assad (Joker)

2. Courtney Love

3. Aretha Franklin

4. Rupert Murdoch

5. Val Kilmer

6. Willie Nelson

7. Jerry Lewis

8. HRH Prince Philip

9. Ian Brady (Joker)

10. Julie Andrews

11. Brian Wilson

12. Hugo Chavez

13. Michael J Fox

14. Missy Elliot

15. Burt Reynolds

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1. George Bush (Senior) – Joker

2. Liz Smith – Joker

3. Billy Connolly

4. Bobby Charlton

5. Jack Charlton

6. Tony Green

7. Ian Paisley

8. Tommy Docherty

9. Alex Ferguson

10. Jim Bowen

11. June Whitfield

12. Jean Alexander

13. Sepp Maier

14. Sepp Blatter

15. Jimmy Magee

 

 

Vote early. Vote often !

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1. Saif al-Islam Gaddafi (Joker)

2. Morgan Tsvangirai

3. Pete Doherty

4. Justin Bieber

5. Prince Harry

6. Meatloaf

7. Axl Rose

8. Prince Philip

9. Barack Obama

10. Bashar al-Assad

11. Ariel Sharon

12. Hugo Chavez

13. Salam Fayyad

14. Imran Khan

15. Kanye West

 

Pick a second joker.

 

Do keep up.

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Clive James

Nelson Mandela

Michael Douglas

Justin Bieber

Lindsey Lohan

Max Clifford

Gordon Burns

Marti Pellow

Margi Clarke

Freddie Starr - joker

Pete Doherty

Sarah Harding

Tim Lovejoy

Simon Rimmer

Lee Perry - joker, smoker, fly, into the sky and hit your head with a poker

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1 Clint Eastwood

2 Prince Phillip

3 Paul Gascoigne (Joker)

4 Keith Richards

5 Michael Caine

6 Peter O'Toole

7 Pete Doherty

8 Sean Connery

9 Warren Beatty

10 Roger Moore

11 Martin Sheen

12 Michael Barrymore (Joker)

13 Mel Gibson

14 Lindsay Lohan

15 Bobby Charlton

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We're all going to die tomorrow, so what's the point of this thread?

You haven't paid attention to the rules which clearly state that we will all win if the Mayans were right.

 

Let's go back to school...

 

Read the question. Read it again. Read it a third time.

 

I'm surprised you've made it this far.

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1) Ian Watkins (joker)

2) Alex Ferguson

3) Bryan Robson

4) Dave Lee Travis

5) Charlotte Church

6) Diego Maradona (joker)

7) Howard Kendall

8) Sarah Palin

9) Ghostface Killah

10) Jeffrey Archer

11) Nile Ranger

12) Dawn French

13) Janet Jackson

14) Riddick Bowe

15) Lindsey Dawn McKenzie

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1) Roger Ebert (joker)

2) Chevy Chase

3) Michael Douglas

4) Charlie Sheen

5) Paul Daniels

6) Hugo chavez (joker)

7) Michael J Fox

8) Ian Brady

9) Fergie Frederiksen

10) Feargal sharkey

11) Stephen Hawking

12) Oliver Newton John

13) Randy Quaid

14) Ronnie Biggs

15) Liza Minelli

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