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Noncepool 2013


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Its that wonderful time of year again, the season of goodwill, people exchange cards and gifts, and pick 15 people who will be arrested for noncing in 2013.

 

SO once again, here are the rules. entries to be in by midnight on December 31st 2012.

 

Rules for Noncepool 2013

 

A new rule this year is that Thatcher is not allowed to be picked, everyone picks her and the mockering gods are keeping her from being arrested to spite us. Other than that, the rules are pretty much unchanged from last year

 

 

the cut off date for entry is midnight on December 31st 2012. if you aren't in by then, you ain't playing

15 picks again

scoring is 100 minus the persons age at time of arrest, no one under 18 allowed to be picked

two picks can be a joker that get double points

arrests in January get 25 bonus points

No one who preserves all their dead mother's clothes can be picked

please use actual full names, not nicknames, not abbreviations, not vague 'her off that telly programme' references. FULL AND PROPER NAMES ONLY when selecting your picks, as this makes it easier for the scorer

players must not entrap their picks with sexy kids, because thats cheating. and cheating is wrong.

anyone arrested for unusual causes such as bestiality, necroophilia or just looking a bit like a nonce earns 50 bonus points

if your pick is arrested between now and the new year, tough titty, pick a replacement

 

Your nominees Eligibility

 

To be in the competition a nominee has to qualify as a celebrity by appearing as an entry in Wikipedia. Dates of birth and death will be checked against the Wikipedia entry. Any sources of information relating to the nominee's age (including birth certificates, death certificates, press statements from the nominee's own family and the like) will be discounted completely - Wikipeadia is king as far as Noncepool points are concerned. Anyone challenging this will have a 25 point deduction and will have to carry the line 'I love Roy Hodgson.' in their YNWA profile for the next year

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I just hope 2013 is a year free of nonces and we get back to good old fashioned danger w*****s, like the slurry pit obsessiveand the transvestite who shagged that woman's jack russell in a castle moat.

 

If any news story tops those, or the woman who fell in love with and married the fairground ride, I think we can all say we are having a good 2013, free of 2012s wall to wall noncing.

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My 15

 

Cliff Richard

Vanessa Phelps

Dale Winton

Kelvin McKenzie

Mark Lawrenson (Joker)

Timmy Mallett

Howard Kendall

Frank Maloney

Mike Reid (DJ) Joker

Peter Mandleson

Andy Gray

Christopher Biggins

Kenneth Clarke

Jimmy Tarbuck

Matty's great uncle Phil

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My 15...

 

King Bhumibol Adulyadej of Thailand

That ex-editor of he scum (don't even want to print his name, you know who I mean)

Sir Alex Ferguson

Sir David Attenborough

HRH Prince Philip

Ian Brady (joker)

Joan Collins

Dr. Ian Paisley Snr/Lord Bannside

Baron Norman Tebbit

Eric Pickles

Robert Mugabe

Steve Bruce

Muhammad Ali

Shane McGowan

Bashar al-Assad (joker)

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My 15...

 

 

That ex-editor of he scum (don't even want to print his name, you know who I mean)

Alex Ferguson

Richard Attenborough

HRH Prince Philip

Baron Norman Tebbit

Mark Thatcher

Jeremy Kyle (Joker)

John Terry (Joker)

Steve Wright

Brain May

Mick Jagger

Ringo Starr

Cliff Richard

John Noakes

Noel Edmunds

f*** off

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Its that wonderful time of year again, the season of goodwill, people exchange cards and gifts, and pick 15 people who will be arrested for noncing in 2013.

 

SO once again, here are the rules. entries to be in by midnight on December 31st 2012.

 

Rules for Noncepool 2013

 

A new rule this year is that Thatcher is not allowed to be picked, everyone picks her and the mockering gods are keeping her from being arrested to spite us. Other than that, the rules are pretty much unchanged from last year

 

 

the cut off date for entry is midnight on December 31st 2012. if you aren't in by then, you ain't playing

15 picks again

scoring is 100 minus the persons age at time of arrest, no one under 18 allowed to be picked

two picks can be a joker that get double points

arrests in January get 25 bonus points

No one who preserves all their dead mother's clothes can be picked

please use actual full names, not nicknames, not abbreviations, not vague 'her off that telly programme' references. FULL AND PROPER NAMES ONLY when selecting your picks, as this makes it easier for the scorer

players must not entrap their picks with sexy kids, because thats cheating. and cheating is wrong.

anyone arrested for unusual causes such as bestiality, necroophilia or just looking a bit like a nonce earns 50 bonus points

if your pick is arrested between now and the new year, tough titty, pick a replacement

 

Your nominees Eligibility

 

To be in the competition a nominee has to qualify as a celebrity by appearing as an entry in Wikipedia. Dates of birth and death will be checked against the Wikipedia entry. Any sources of information relating to the nominee's age (including birth certificates, death certificates, press statements from the nominee's own family and the like) will be discounted completely - Wikipeadia is king as far as Noncepool points are concerned. Anyone challenging this will have a 25 point deduction and will have to carry the line 'I love Roy Hodgson.' in their YNWA profile for the next year

 

 

is this only for live nonces? if so it's not really fair on all the dead nonces.

 

eg, if Lord Mountbatten is finally nailed as a nonce he'll be 112, which means anyone picking him will owe everyone else points?

 

Please clarify this asap.

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Well I must say this thread is in very poor taste.

 

I shan't be participating. I'll just wait around for the traditional Dead Pool thread to appear. Far more wholesome.

 

do you get double points if your chosen celeb dies and is outed as a nonce in the same year?

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