Ombudsam Posted December 9, 2012 Posted December 9, 2012 (edited) Its that wonderful time of year again, the season of goodwill, people exchange cards and gifts, and pick 15 people who will be arrested for noncing in 2013. SO once again, here are the rules. entries to be in by midnight on December 31st 2012. Rules for Noncepool 2013 A new rule this year is that Thatcher is not allowed to be picked, everyone picks her and the mockering gods are keeping her from being arrested to spite us. Other than that, the rules are pretty much unchanged from last year the cut off date for entry is midnight on December 31st 2012. if you aren't in by then, you ain't playing15 picks againscoring is 100 minus the persons age at time of arrest, no one under 18 allowed to be pickedtwo picks can be a joker that get double pointsarrests in January get 25 bonus pointsNo one who preserves all their dead mother's clothes can be pickedplease use actual full names, not nicknames, not abbreviations, not vague 'her off that telly programme' references. FULL AND PROPER NAMES ONLY when selecting your picks, as this makes it easier for the scorerplayers must not entrap their picks with sexy kids, because thats cheating. and cheating is wrong.anyone arrested for unusual causes such as bestiality, necroophilia or just looking a bit like a nonce earns 50 bonus pointsif your pick is arrested between now and the new year, tough titty, pick a replacement Your nominees Eligibility To be in the competition a nominee has to qualify as a celebrity by appearing as an entry in Wikipedia. Dates of birth and death will be checked against the Wikipedia entry. Any sources of information relating to the nominee's age (including birth certificates, death certificates, press statements from the nominee's own family and the like) will be discounted completely - Wikipeadia is king as far as Noncepool points are concerned. Anyone challenging this will have a 25 point deduction and will have to carry the line 'I love Roy Hodgson.' in their YNWA profile for the next year Edited December 9, 2012 by sammya
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