Footballers you'd like a pint with

[sutty]

No picking somebody just so you can internet warrior punch them in the face.

 

Basically, I'd go for a quiet pint with Joe Hart. I reckon it'd be sound. He'd have an autumnal ale or something. He seems like a good lad. But there is the Ballotelli factor in at City. It's a difficult decision.

 

Anyway...

 

Arsenal - Dunno. They all seem like f***ing dull c****. So I'm randomly picking Gervinho so that I can understand the hair situation. Reckon he's a vodka and tonic drinker

Aston Villa - this seemed like a good idea when I started but frankly, I couldn't give a f*** about Villa. Richard Dunne though, that's who I'm picking. For obvious reasons. He's on premium lager

Chelsea - Torres. Rioja. Head shaking. Recriminations. Lots of them.

 

More to follow, if I can be arsed.

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Edited September 19, 2012 by Chili Palmer

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