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A phalanx of police cars just descended on the road. Armed police charged in to the house opposite and nicked him, his mate, wife and some other woman.

 

he's just done 8 years btw (as in came out 18 months ago)

 

about half an hour before that mrs M came in told me something weird had just happened outside the house in question. Described it as looking like a 'guns/money/drugs exchange that had gone wrong' and leaving some mystery woman pacing up and down outside on her own in a nark (she's been nicked now)

 

police still searching the house and garden

 

so you can stick yer sombreros Surf

 

also, the police just called me and said I'd driven off from the petrol station without paying on the way down to London for the Cup Final.

 

I have to go in and pay tomorrow or else....which is fair enough; they wanted me to go now but I said the street is cordoned off by your lads 'cos they're doing an armed raid, so I can't

 

 

will report back soon.

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Feck, G lad, you're a magnent for disaster and crime at the moment - you're like the four horsemen of the apocalypse in a single human form.

 

innit

 

just having a salad now. It's cool and refreshing in summer.

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A propos of not very much, that reminds me, the IRA crew that bombed Warrington were found to have lived in a house in the close that Anny Road lives on now. Never talken him up on that point. He should have been a bit more vigilant.

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A propos of not very much, that reminds me, the IRA crew that bombed Warrington were found to have lived in a house in the close that Anny Road lives on now. Never talken him up on that point. He should have been a bit more vigilant.

 

he was like that with G and H too

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A phalanx of police cars just descended on the road. Armed police charged in to the house opposite and nicked him, his mate, wife and some other woman.

 

he's just done 8 years btw (as in came out 18 months ago)

 

about half an hour before that mrs M came in told me something weird had just happened outside the house in question. Described it as looking like a 'guns/money/drugs exchange that had gone wrong' and leaving some mystery woman pacing up and down outside on her own in a nark (she's been nicked now)

 

police still searching the house and garden

 

so you can stick yer sombreros Surf

 

also, the police just called me and said I'd driven off from the petrol station without paying on the way down to London for the Cup Final.

 

I have to go in and pay tomorrow or else....which is fair enough; they wanted me to go now but I said the street is cordoned off by your lads 'cos they're doing an armed raid, so I can't

 

 

will report back soon.

 

Murph wants to know which foreign country the fella is from.

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I love the word phalanx. Can't get enough of that.

 

phalanx is sooooo 500 BC. the police are lucky the criminals weren't using manipules though, those would have outflanked and smashed the police phalanx.

then again, the criminals werent even using sombrero's so they know nothing about military tactics

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“The police arrested two men in the street. Another woman was running away as the police came.

 

“Prior to the arrests I heard a lot of shouting in the street. A woman was shouting. I went upstairs to look out of the window and there were armed police in the back garden.

 

“They were in and out of the shed. The house where they made the arrests always has the blinds closed. It’s weird.

 

“I see a lot of strange activity going on around here. There are cars that pull up at 5am in the morning and then drive off. It’s very weird.”

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