Fulham Imaginary Match Thread 18/12 (3PM Kick Off)

Flight · December 18, 2010

Confirmed team in full :

GK : Brad 'Safe Hands' Jones (Pepe couldn't pursuade Hodgson to play him)

DF : Aurelio - fat chance it's really PFK (if his mum lets him come out to play)

DF : Soto 'The Kurgan' Kyrigyriakos, doesn't need to go for the ball just growls at the oppos

DF : Was going to be Skrtel but (f*** off) Purslow has told Hodgson he has to play Carra

DF : GloJo, tied to the corner flag by a 30 ft rope to stop him becoming too adventurous

Right MF : Meireles, because Hodgson is the only person on Merseyside that doesn't know his best position

MF : Poulsen (capt)

MF : Lucas 'glad I didn't listen to (f*** off) Purslow says Hodgson' Leiva

MF : not playing anyone here in case Sammy Lee fancies a knock

Left MF : Joke Hole as he's obviously a winger

Forward : Nando yes a waste of his time but he wanted to get out of the house and get a bit of peace from the baby and the post natal missus

Edited December 18, 2010 by Flight

anfield11 · December 18, 2010