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Bernard Matthews RIP


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I hope they remember to wrap him in bacon before cremation.


Or stuff sage and onion up his a***.


EDIT: Anyway, don't you wrap steak in bacon, not turkey? I was told that by some cookery expert or other.

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He got a mention on last week's Alan Partridge thing.

"Depending on your point of view, he is either responsible for the biggest ornithological genocide of recent times or he is the greatest farmyard-to-table strategist of the last 100 years."


Sage words from AP, though given the timing, perhaps a little close to the bone.

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