New Boota and Panties ...

[Case]

... Just a f*cking brilliant album.

 

That is all.

[Des]

a******s, b******s, f***ing c**** and pricks.

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

a******s, b******s, f***ing c**** and pricks.

not 10/10 then?

[Des]

not 10/10 then?

 

Macca fail.

[Murphman]

An affair began, with Charlie Chan, HOHO!!

[Case]

EVERY track is genius. Every one.

 

Sweet Gene Vincent is one of the best tracks ever recorded by anyone.

 

Dury - s*** at football, brilliant at music.

[Will]

Cracking album. He also gets my seal of approval as about the only person of any renown to be associated with Upminster, my childhood home

[charlie clown]

Cracking album. He also gets my seal of approval as about the only person of any renown to be associated with Upminster, my childhood home

 

fydsepedia says that's what he claimed but his birth cert says Harrow.

[Swipe]

Speaking of Ian Dury - Sex (&) Drugs & Rock & Roll - did he come up with this term or was it used before his song?

 

I told my girlfriend he coined it but I'm now doubting myself!

Edited September 15, 2009 by Swipe

[Des]

Speaking of Ian Dury - Sex (&) Drugs & Rock & Roll - did he come up with this term or was it used before his song?

 

I told my girlfriend he coined it but I'm now doubting myself!

 

He did coin it, but it's just the same as the old "wine, women and song" thing innit?

[Swipe]

He did coin it, but it's just the same as the old "wine, women and song" thing innit?

 

Aye, vaguely remember reading he was playing on that old phrase.

 

Ta

[melia]

Reminds me of queuing outside a bakery with my brother (I think there was a bread strike on at the time but, as I must have been about 12, it's all a bit hazy). We managed to get through most of the album whilst waiting for morsels from the bakers (felt very French Revolution at the time).

"See my tailor, he's called Simon; I know it's going to fit"

[JRC]

There ain't half been some clever b******s...and Ian Dury was one of them. A fine human being by all accounts.

 

I had a Dury track - 'Close To Home/Almost Home' or something - on an NME cassette, and it was a brilliantly evocative love song/travelogue about London. Anyone know it? Is that on one of his Albums? The tape got bust years ago.

[Case]

There ain't half been some clever b******s...and Ian Dury was one of them. A fine human being by all accounts.

 

I had a Dury track - 'Close To Home/Almost Home' or something - on an NME cassette, and it was a brilliantly evocative love song/travelogue about London. Anyone know it? Is that on one of his Albums? The tape got bust years ago.

 

Think it was the B side (or on the EP) of 'Sex & Dugs and Rock & Roll' - 'Razzle in my Pocket' (!!!!) was also on there.

 

Great tracks.

[Murphman]

I love this track, post new boots and panties but Dury in his prime.

 

 

 

 

 

(spoken)

Morning Reg, meat and two veg? He done him with a ten-pound sledge, he done himself a favour Crash!

 

Forty-year old housewife Mrs Elizabeth Walk of Lambeth Walk

Had a husband who was jubblified with only half a stalk

So she had a Milk of Magnesia and curry powder sandwich,

Half a pound of uncut pork

Took an overdose of Omo, this made the neighbours talk

 

(spoken)

Could have been watching Frankie Vaughn on the telly and giving herself a scratch

 

This is what we find

This is what we find

This is what we find

This is what we find

A sense of humour is required amongst the bacon rind

 

(spoken)

Hello Brian, wash and iron? Try it on, it's only nylon

 

Single bachelor with little dog, Tony Green of Turnham Green

Said 'who's a clever boy then girl, yes you know whom I mean'

For the mongrel laid a cable in the sandpit of the playground of the park where they had been

And with a bit of tissue, he wiped its bumhole clean

 

(spoken)

A bit of claggy on the waggy

 

This is what we find

This is what we find

This is what we find

This is what we find

They must have had a funny time, on the Golden Hind

 

(spoken)

O vanitas vanitatum, which of us is happy in his life?

Which of us has our desire, or having it, is gratified?

 

(spoken)

Hello Mrs Wood, this boy looks familiar, they used to call him Robin Hood.

Now he's Robin f***ing s*** c***

 

Home improvement expert Harold Hill of Harold Hill

Of Do-It-Yourself dexterity and double glazing skill

Came home to find another gentleman's kippers in the grill

So he sanded off his winkle with his Black and Decker drill

 

This is what we find

This is what we find

This is what we find

This is what we find

The hope that springs eternal, springs right up your behind!

This is what we find

Edited September 17, 2009 by Murphman

[smithdown]

Dozens of times better than Pet Sounds

 

Brilliant