Skrtel

[Hassony]

Capable of making Chuck Norris cry!

 

They make a Martin Skrtel toilet paper, but it wont take s*** from anybody.

Edited August 7, 2008 by Hassony

[Hassony]

Martin Skrtel...Once won a Connect 4 game in 3 moves.

 

Martin Skrtel lost his virginity before his dad

 

Martin Skrtel once challanged Lance Armstring in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Martin Skrtel won... by five.

 

Martin Skrtel uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

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coming soon from Hassony:

 

that fake set of quotes from The Office;

a story about a West Ham fan whose mate's ex-bird came round and gave him a blowie;

a promise from Bill gates that you'll get $1000 if you forward his email

[Hassony]

apparently some liverpool fan built a liverpool shrine under G Neville's swimming pool