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I love the part about the victims saying they are convinced it was pre-meditated!

 

Like anyone would think the fella just happened to be out and about dressed like Lord Vader, spied them at their church and went in for the kill!

 

Also love how he couldn't think of anything wittier or better to shout than the actual name of the character he was supposed to be!!

 

Brilliant!

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"The court heard he has a "chronic alcohol problem" and had drunk the best part of a 10 litre box of wine."

 

WTF? Is there even such a thing?

 

f*** knows. I would have thought that if you wanted to get as pissed as that would no doubt make you, spirits would be a far more efficient option.

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f*** knows. I would have thought that if you wanted to get as pissed as that would no doubt make you, spirits would be a far more efficient option.

 

 

you get a more sophisticated class of drunk in that neck of the woods!

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even the judge is in on it:

 

Earlier, when Hughes failed to arrive on time, District Judge Andrew Shaw issued an arrest warrant, adding: "I hope the force will soon be with him."

 

'kin brilliant that.

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