Some may call it kneejerk

[Guest Snorky]

Torres - looks like a little kid playing with the bigger boys, totally out of his depth.

 

Babel - looks like his next question should be "Do you want fries with that?".

 

Benayoun - deffo a woman in a mans body, well plays like it anyway.

 

Lucas - he should stick to singing, I was waiting for him to grab the mic and shout "Boom Bah".

 

As for the others:

 

Momo is Boss, more like Momo is Toss, give me Salif any day.

 

Pennant, looks like a failed children's tv presenter and plays like one.

 

Kuyt, he runs around like a rabid dog and looks like one as well.

 

Kewell, FFS does he ever sweat ? I'd love him as my lawyer.

 

I'm tella ya now, it was a mistake selling Diouf, it was wrong letting Anelka go, Josemi and Nunez was the best right side we ever had, they even kept Kromkamp out they were that good, OK they weren't at the club at the same time, but they would have done.

 

Stephen Wright, FFS Finnan's only scored against WBA, Wrighties scored in Europe....another c**k up.

 

Super Danny Murphy, ah Super Danny if only.............

 

I'd love to see how Cisse and Baros would work together in the Premiership, but that Spanish f***wit doesn't know his aris from his elbow.

#

 

Have I missed anyone out ?

[DazzlaJ]

Have I missed anyone out ?

 

Yes... Heskey is a donkey

[StevieC]

Reverse 'Stevie H-ing'????

[Guest Snorky]

Yes... Heskey is a donkey

 

You woulsn't know what a donkey looked like, I bet you marrieds one

[Guest Snorky]

and another thingg that Asina Cu p wiould have looked graet next ot tthe 5 euro cusp

[Guest Real Red]

We had the wrong goalie today.

[DazzlaJ]

You woulsn't know what a donkey looked like, I bet you marrieds one

I wish my wife went down as quick as that lummox

[Guest Snorky]

I wish my wife went down as quick as that lummox

 

shes doess but nto with yu

[Guest Snorky]

We had the wrong goalie today.

Yep shudl;d haave kept Sandre, naoother imstsakae

[Zoob]

This is the best alcothread I've seen in the last 6 minutes.

[Bao]

This is the best alcothread I've seen in the last 6 minutes.

Is Snorky pissed?

[Zoob]

Is Snorky pissed?

 

 

 

Yep shudl;d haave kept Sandre, naoother imstsakae

 

 

It's possible.

 

Or maybe he's just suffering from that temporary dyslexia / fat fingers thing that happens sometimes.

[Nebraska Red]

Is Snorky pissed?

 

it's hard to tell really.

 

the main difference between his sober drivel and drunken drivel is usually the spelling. However, even a drunk can find the spellchecker on occasion.

 

i hope he's drunk for his sake.

[New York Red]

You absolutely slaughtered that case of beer tonight didn't you Kev?

[Nebraska Red]

it was a 6 pack of Dr Pepper.

[Elisha_Scott]

Yep shudl;d haave kept Sandre, naoother imstsakae

 

That is the single best sentence I have ever read. 'Shudl;d' should be adopted as a term meaning 'drunken internet posting'

 

[surf]

So you could say Snorky was shudl;ding last night.

[Guest andym172]

Yep shudl;d haave kept Sandre, naoother imstsakae

 

Think this is my first post on this forum, but a pissed jumble like above is good enough to bring anybody out of the shadows.

 

Excellent! :D

[Jonesy]

Think this is my first post on this forum, but a pissed jumble like above is good enough to bring anybody out of the shadows.

 

Excellent! :D

 

hwo'd arl ud andl wholt du yuo wanlt? HIC HIC

[Kahnee]

Hasn't his PC been fitted with a breathalyser yet?

[oakie bob]

maybe Ant hacked his account

[Elisha_Scott]

So you could say Snorky was shudl;ding last night.

 

Very much so

[jon_hall]

Ah the monthly Kev is so pissed he fell asleep on his keyboard again thread.

[Guest sniffer]

Torres - looks like a little kid playing with the bigger boys, totally out of his depth.

 

Babel - looks like his next question should be "Do you want fries with that?".

 

Benayoun - deffo a woman in a mans body, well plays like it anyway.

 

Lucas - he should stick to singing, I was waiting for him to grab the mic and shout "Boom Bah".

 

As for the others:

 

Momo is Boss, more like Momo is Toss, give me Salif any day.

 

Pennant, looks like a failed children's tv presenter and plays like one.

 

Kuyt, he runs around like a rabid dog and looks like one as well.

 

Kewell, FFS does he ever sweat ? I'd love him as my lawyer.

 

I'm tella ya now, it was a mistake selling Diouf, it was wrong letting Anelka go, Josemi and Nunez was the best right side we ever had, they even kept Kromkamp out they were that good, OK they weren't at the club at the same time, but they would have done.

 

Stephen Wright, FFS Finnan's only scored against WBA, Wrighties scored in Europe....another c**k up.

 

Super Danny Murphy, ah Super Danny if only.............

 

I'd love to see how Cisse and Baros would work together in the Premiership, but that Spanish f***wit doesn't know his aris from his elbow.

#

 

Have I missed anyone out ?

 

Well, you might be right about Benayoun, he does look lightweight..... As for Babel, he's another Cisse in the making...

[Guest Ant]

My Dad is a bad tosser